OHAI STALKER

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

(via hotboyproblems)

gorillateaparty:

heathertail:

burning-hot-pan:

scp-230:

bender-rodrigas:

This is the dude that hired the clown

i love that you can just say “this is the the dude that hired the clown” AND EVERYONE IMMEDIATELY KNOWS WHAT YOURE TALKING ABOUT.

Thank you for context!

(via yoshigal)

scorpiety:

just bc i came when you went pspspsps doesnt mean i like you. Fucking idiot

(via yoshigal)

thebootydiaries:

me: why’d u give me an F??

teacher: you haven’t turned anything in all semester.

me: but i reblogged the lucky pencil?

just-shower-thoughts:

You’re never aware of how much noise your house makes until the power goes out

(via just-shower-thoughts)